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Rep. Nick Milroy: Republicans interfere with justice for veterans May 18, 2013
Veterans make up just 8 percent of the population, but 30 percent of those with mesothelioma, a deadly cancer. It is troubling that Assembly Republicans have voted to make it more difficult me…
William Saletan: There is only one Kermit Gosnell May 18, 2013
Kermit Gosnell, convicted of killing three babies after failed abortions, really is an outlier. Late-term abortions and patient deaths are relatively rare.
Albert R. Hunt: Obama's spending cuts put pressure on Ryan May 18, 2013
President Obama has shown a willingness to strike a but deal, but House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan refuses to give an inch.
Ted Voth Jr.: Protester's fine shows our republic is dead May 18, 2013
Dear Editor: To paraphrase Thomas Jefferson: '"The history of the present Corporate Overlords is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment o…
Carol Herman: NRA has lost its way, so members should quit May 18, 2013
Dear Editor: Pollsters are telling us 74 percent of National Rifle Association members are in favor of a law regulating background gun checks. Since the Senate has seen fit to defeat that legi…
James L. Ziegeweid: Buffalo County Board is breaking state law May 18, 2013
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Hot tickets and dangerous curves at American Players Theatre May 17, 2013
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The Chicago Tribune

8 shot 2 fatally on South, West Sides May 18, 2013
A teenage boy was pronounced dead after being shot in the Chatham neighborhood this evening and another man was killed in the South Austin neighborhood, police said.
Woman testifies in suit against Trump Tower May 18, 2013
87-year-old plaintiff tells jury of her rags-to-riches life storyA woman told jurors Friday that Donald Trump's reputation and an attractive list of revenue-sharing opportunities for condo buyers convinced her to make condo purchases in 2006. But the hotel yanked those incentives making her purchase less than stellar.
Karen Lewis CTU head again May 18, 2013
Chicago Teachers Union President Karen Lewis, an often controversial leader who took on Mayor Rahm Emanuel in a strike last fall and has been leading the fight against the district's plan to close schools, was reelected to a second three-year term Friday, according to preliminary and still unofficial results released by the union.
Bears first-round pick Long signs 4-year deal May 18, 2013
NFL rules prohibit Kyle Long from participating in the remainder of the Bears’ offseason program because of Oregon’s academic calendar.
Man gets 145 days in teen's killing May 17, 2013
A Chicago man has admitted to killing a Beverly neighborhood teenager by punching him in the head in 2011, and will serve 145 days in jail, a prosecutor said today.
Husband, wife dead in Chicago Heights fire May 17, 2013
A husband and wife were found dead after a fire in Chicago Heights early Friday morning, according to authorities.
Prosecutors: Teens posted taped sex assaults of girl on Facebook May 17, 2013
Three teenagers face sex assault charges after they raped a 12-year-old girl at gunpoint and posted a video of the December attacks on Facebook, prosecutors said.
Metra board delays Wi-Fi decision May 17, 2013
After considerable discussion, Metra's board today deferred a decision on testing Wi-Fi on its trains.

The New York Times

Trial Weighs Importance of Arrests in Police Stops May 18, 2013
A judge is determining the constitutional significance of so-called hit rates, which have long been at the center of the public debate over stop-and-frisk tactics in New York City.
National Briefing | Washington: Subpoena for Head of Benghazi Panel May 18, 2013
Representative Darrell Issa issued a subpoena to Thomas R. Pickering, a retired diplomat, to force him to appear at a deposition to answer questions about his panel’s report.
National Briefing | Northwest: Idaho: Uzbek Man Pleads Not Guilty to Charges of Supporting Terrorism May 18, 2013
An Uzbek man, Fazliddin Kurbanov, pleaded not guilty to three federal terrorism charges that accuse him of providing support to a terrorist group in Uzbekistan.
Hagel Orders Military to Retrain and Recertify Staff in Sexual Assault Programs May 18, 2013
Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel signed an order that requires the military to review and recertify personnel assigned to programs for preventing sexual assault and assisting victims.
Congress Answers Obama Plan With Smaller Food Aid Changes May 18, 2013
After the Obama administration proposed moving the international food aid program out of the Agriculture Department, the Congressional Agriculture Committees took lesser actions.
The Lede: Images From Connecticut Train Derailment May 18, 2013
Commuters on the trains that collided late Friday, and local reporters, began posting images from the scene almost as soon as the crash occurred.
Los Angeles Labor Leader Puts Focus on Immigrants May 18, 2013
Maria Elena Durazo, a labor leader, has pushed for safeguards for workers, including those not authorized to work in the United States, and an overhaul of immigration policy.s
The Lede: Long Before Crack Cocaine Allegations, Toronto Mayor Was a Source of Controversy May 18, 2013
Questions have been raised about Mayor Rob Ford’s conduct, temperament and public statements since his early days as a member of the Toronto City Council.

The San Francisco Chronicle

Ken Venturi, golf pro turned analyst, dies
Ken Venturi, golf pro turned analyst, dies Ken Venturi, a San Francisco native who learned how to play golf at Harding Park, memorably won the 1964 U.S. Open and later built a long and distinguished career as a television analyst, died Friday in Rancho Mirage (Riverside County). Not just his great playing record but also as a transcending television analyst, […]
Disabled parking rule change recommended
Disabled parking rule change recommended A 15-member committee, with nearly half representing the disabled community, told the city's Municipal Transportation Agency that tightening the current parking rules, as well as expanding and metering San Francisco's blue disabled parking zones, would make it easier for people with physical restrictions to […]
Trains collide in Connecticut - 60 hurt
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Congressional panel hears about IRS probe
Congressional panel hears about IRS probe Associated Press Copyright 2013 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Updated 9:43 pm, Friday, May 17, 2013 Senior Treasury officials were made aware in June 2012 that investigators were looking into complaints from Tea Party groups that they […]
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Famed hitchhiker held in N.J. murder
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6 arrested - group enters dorm at SFSU
6 arrested - group enters dorm at SFSU Six people were arrested and one police officer was taken to the hospital Thursday after San Francisco State police tried to clear out a school dorm. A scuffle broke out as police tried to arrest the five people and one police officer was injured, Griffin said, adding that she didn't know the extent of the officer […]

The San Jose Mercury News

Flintco fires back at Palo Alto, says city is to blame for delays with Mitchell Park library project May 18, 2013
Flintco Pacific Inc., the contractor hired to build Palo Alto's new Mitchell Park Library and Community Center, says it's the city's fault the project is now more than a year behind schedule.
Redwood City police chief says red light camera isn't needed at Whipple-Veterans intersection May 18, 2013
Redwood City's police chief has recommended against renewing a contract to operate a red light camera at Whipple Avenue and Veterans Boulevard.
More than just test scores: Local educators wants real estate agents to learn that many other qualities define good schools May 18, 2013
On his website and in his newspaper ads, Palo Alto real estate agent John Forsyth James touts the state test score rankings of schools in Santa Clara and San Mateo counties because potential home buyers frequently ask for those numbers.
Stanford bets on new program to encourage walking, biking May 18, 2013
Stanford University is betting that the allure of online gambling will get more of its staff and faculty to walk or bike to work and even begin holding some meetings on campus pathways.
Redwood City's Saturday farmers market moving to make way for construction project May 18, 2013
A popular farmers market in downtown Redwood City will be relocated a few blocks away in September to make way for planned construction work.
Teen wounded in daytime shooting on East Palo Alto street May 18, 2013
East Palo Alto police are searching for a gunman who wounded a 19-year-old man Friday afternoon -- the second daytime shooting this month.
Police detonate grenade found at San Jose home May 18, 2013
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Warriors notebook: Rest comes just in time for Andrew Bogut May 18, 2013
The center looks for his left ankle to become stronger in the offseason.

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Chanel Skains, one of 7 original suspects in St. John deputy shootings, testifies at preliminary hearing May 18, 2013
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Chemistry experiment causes mild explosion in UNO lab May 18, 2013
A vial of acid exploded Friday afternoon in a University of New Orleans chemistry lab. No one was injured, according to a New Orleans Fire Department news release. The explosion was the result of a gas buildup during an experiment...
Dalai Lama to address Tulane's commencement; 2,971 students will receive degrees May 18, 2013
Dr. John and Allen Toussaint to get honorary degrees
Boustany in the spotlight for high-profile IRS probe May 18, 2013
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Dalai Lama preaches compassion to a responsive New Orleans crowd of 4,000 May 18, 2013
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Special education enrollment numbers show Orleans Parish School Board charters lagging May 18, 2013
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LSU hospital deals appear to be short on funding, budget analysts say May 18, 2013
The first three LSU hospital privatization deals appear to use up 94 percent of the funding Gov. Bobby Jindal's administration set aside for eight such arrangements, budget analysts told senators Friday.The assessment of the Legislative Fiscal Office, a nonpartisan office...
Dalai Lama speaks about 'compassion for others' in wake of Mother's Day shootings May 17, 2013
The 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet made his very first trip to New Orleans to speak to more than 4,000 people today. He was presented with a key to the city by Mayor Mitch Landrieu. The Dalai Lama spoke about having compassion for others, a timely message in the wake of last weekend's Mother's Day shootings.

The Guardian, UK

Russia reveals identity of CIA Moscow chief following Ryan Fogle's expulsion May 17, 2013
Federal Security Service spokesman breaches protocol as he accuses US agency of crossing 'red line' in its recruitment effortsThe Federal Security Service in Russia has revealed the identity of the CIA's station chief in Moscow in a breach of protocol.The revelation, made by an FSB spokesman who accused the US agency of crossing a "red li […]
Mandela family fall out as lawyers argue over former president's legacy May 17, 2013
Nelson Mandela said to be furious with daughters for trying to manipulate trusts to advance their businessesNelson Mandela was "furious" that two of his daughters went behind his back to meddle in the management of his personal wealth, his lawyer has claimed in a case that exposes ugly battles over the lucrative Mandela brand.Makaziwe and Zenani Ma […]
Bombs targeting Sunnis kill at least 76 in Iraq May 17, 2013
Fears that country is again heading towards civil war as tensions intensify between Sunnis and ShiasBombs ripped through Sunni areas in Baghdad and surrounding areas on Friday, killing at least 76 people in the deadliest day in Iraq in more than eight months. The major spike in sectarian bloodshed heightened fears the country could again be veering towards c […]
French same-sex marriage law signed by François Hollande May 18, 2013
After intense protests, law allowing same-sex couples to marry and adopt children is approved, but key issues still unresolvedThe French president, François Hollande, has signed a law authorising same-sex couples to marry and adopt children, after months of street protests, political slanging matches and a rise in homophobic attacks.The move makes France the […]
North Korea fires short-range missiles from east coast May 18, 2013
Move could reignite tensions that flared up after Pyongyang's nuclear test earlier this year, which led to tighter UN sanctionsNorth Korea has fired three short-range Scud missiles from its east coast, amid diplomatic efforts to ease tensions over the state's nuclear programme.Two missiles were launched on Saturday morning and another in the aftern […]
UK backpacker dies from poisoned alcohol in Indonesia May 18, 2013
Cheznye Emmons, 23, has life support machine turned off after drinking methanol from a bottle labelled as ginA British backpacker has died after drinking poisoned alcohol in the Indonesian jungle.Cheznye Emmons, 23, had bought a bottle labelled "gin" from a shop, which turned out to be deadly methanol. The beauty therapist from Essex had been trekk […]
British girl drowns in Egyptian hotel pool May 18, 2013
London five-year-old Chloe Johnson dies in water park of Coral Sea Waterworld hotel in Sharm el-SheikhA five-year-old girl from south London has drowned in a hotel pool at an Egyptian resort in Sharm el-Sheikh.Chloe Johnson, from Forest Hill in south London, died in a water park at the Coral Sea Waterworld hotel while on a family holiday.Her grandmother told […]
Microfinance in Madagascar helps small businesses buck the system May 18, 2013
Borrowers get business advice and a buffer against disaster from growing microcredit sector in cyclone-prone MadagascarJustine Sija, 60, begins her day at 4am, when she buys catch from local fishermen to hawk on the streets of St Augustin village, in Madagascar's southern Atsimo-Andrefana region. The work is hard, but in the past year, access to microcr […]

The BBC

Hollande signs gay marriage bill May 18, 2013
President Francois Hollande signs into law a controversial bill making France the ninth in Europe, and 14th globally, to legalise gay marriage.
US criticises Russia over missiles May 18, 2013
The US chides Russia for what it calls an "unfortunate decision" to send missiles to the Syrian government, saying it will prolong the suffering.
Afghan MPs halt women's law debate May 18, 2013
The Afghan parliament interrupts debate on a law to prevent violence against women amid angry scenes, with Islamists calling for it to be scrapped.
Dozens injured in US train crash May 18, 2013
More than 60 people were injured, at least two critically, after a head-on, rush-hour collision between two commuter trains near New York, officials say.
N Korea 'fires short-range missiles' May 18, 2013
North Korea has fired three short-range missiles as part of an apparent routine test-launch, South Korea says.
Russia reveals CIA chief's identity May 18, 2013
Russia publicly names the man it believes to be the US intelligence chief in Moscow, a breach of diplomatic protocol.
Chinese man detained in Kashmir May 17, 2013
A Chinese man in Pakistani-administered Kashmir is taken into protective custody after he was accused of desecrating the Koran, officials say.
Lawyer denies OJ Simpson's claims May 18, 2013
OJ Simpson's former lawyer rebuts claims by his former client he botched his defence in an armed robbery case.

The Independent, UK

Five people critically injured and sixty hospitalized after two New York commuter trains collide in Connecticut May 18, 2013
Two commuter trains serving New York City collided in Connecticut during Friday's evening rush hour, sending 60 people to the hospital, including five with critical injuries, Gov. Dannel Malloy said.
US news website Gawker launches crowdsourcing campaign to raise money to buy video allegedly showing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack May 17, 2013
The US online news website Gawker is attempting to raise $200,000 (£132,000) to buy and publish a tape which they allege shows the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, smoking crack cocaine.
US news website Gawker launches crowdsourcing campaign in attempt to buy video allegedly showing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack May 17, 2013
The US online news website Gawker is attempting to raise $200,000 (£132,000) to buy and publish a tape which they allege shows the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, smoking crack cocaine.
Not quite the real thing: Coca-Cola's 'secret formula' is out of the bottle - but can the famous flavour be recreated at home? May 17, 2013
Shoving a carafe into the soda stream, I jump back as brown, fizzy, sticky liquid spurts over the brim and on to my hands, forming a puddle on the worktop. The surface is already a mess. Vials of fragrant essential oils are scattered around carelessly, while a white mound of pure caffeine sits ominously atop of a set of digital scales. I lick my finger. It t […]
Not quite the real thing: Coca-Cola's 'secret formula' is out of the bottle but can the famous flavour be recreated at home? May 17, 2013
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Barack Obama accused of cover-up over tax-targeting scandal May 17, 2013
Freshly forced from his job by an increasingly defensive President Barack Obama, the man at the heart of a swirling tax-scandal denied to members of Congress yesterday that the Internal Revenue Service’s extra scrutiny of conservative political groups in the run-up to the 2012 election was politically motivated.
Obama accused of cover-up over tax-targeting scandal May 17, 2013
Freshly forced from his job by an increasingly defensive President Barack Obama, the man at the heart of a swirling tax-scandal denied to members of Congress yesterday that the Internal Revenue Service’s extra scrutiny of conservative political groups in the run-up to the 2012 election was politically motivated.
Unsuccessful crowd-funders forced to do the Kickstarter walk of shame May 17, 2013
When Zach Braff and the Veronica Mars movie both generated multi-million-dollar budgets on Kickstarter, it seemed the crowd-funding site might be a foolproof way for cult stars to finance their future film projects. But not everyone who turns to their fans for funds has met with such success.

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