The President at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. And Jessica Simpson Dearly Wants to Be Michelle Obama.
Okay. Obama porn time.
I heard that Leno bombed, so I am not wasting bandwidth putting The Chin on here. His jokes are for people who want to fall asleep around 11:00 p.m. Besides, Wanda Sykes did it for me last year.
Obama’s going out to Southern Louisiana today to survey the mess BP and Halliburton made that’s going to rival the Exxon Valdez disaster. At last report, the Gulf Stream may carry the sludge towards Florida and up the East Coast. That certainly is the Universe putting it nearly at his front door. But he had a little fun last night. Sorry, You Tube is being true to form and serving up the hacked up versions.
And Jessica Simpson? I chose the snide Hollywood.com version of her swooning comments.
Days after the media learned that Jessica Simpson doesn’t brush her teeth that often, the MTV starlet made it clear that she has higher goals: She wants to be Michelle Obama.
“Everything she does she exudes confidence,” Simpson told People magazine at the White House Correspondents’ dinner, “She’s such an incredible woman and she’s with such a powerful man.”
However, if Simpson truly desires to emark on the path of becoming the next Michelle Obama, she will need to start using Arm & Hammer baking soda toothpaste frequently as well as ditching such non-politico boyfriends like John Mayer.
More than that, I would say. More than that.
Powerful men don’t want ditzes at their sides who make them vulnerable. Carla Bruni’s not a ditz, and she’s no pushover either. Simpson wants to be the powerful woman of a powerful man, huh? She sure has a lot of work–and growing up–to do.